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"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde

4dele:

untitled by fenne. on Flickr.

4dele:

untitled by fenne. on Flickr.

2 days ago - 175 notes

iplayydirtyy:

xo

2 days ago - 15,753 notes

at a supermarket

mom: ok you wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where are you it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints

2 days ago - 321,920 notes

2 days ago - 51,066 notes

01101111-01101111-01100100:

sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

01101111-01101111-01100100:

sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

2 days ago - 51,233 notes

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

George Takei is flawfree.

2 days ago - 128,382 notes

me: reads fanfic.
otp: "i love you."
me: mutant noise
me: strokes screen
me: flails
me: drops laptop
me: rolls off of bed
me: rolls into space

2 days ago - 41,322 notes

booksandwildthings:

riceballhika:

if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character

except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin

and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was

I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath

and be like

“I AM THAT CHARACTER”

2 days ago - 44,525 notes

http-usagi-elric-com:

kireeelric:

ybfan666:

baburusu:

super-eklectic1:

thatsh0tt:

DAMN, everyone needs to reblog this.

boom



BLESS THIS PERSON.

omg, this, THIS is the most amazing thing I have seen. EVERYBODY needs to reblog this.

F*CK. YES.

http-usagi-elric-com:

kireeelric:

ybfan666:

baburusu:

super-eklectic1:

thatsh0tt:

DAMN, everyone needs to reblog this.

boom

image

BLESS THIS PERSON.

omg, this, THIS is the most amazing thing I have seen. EVERYBODY needs to reblog this.

F*CK. YES.

2 days ago - 196,069 notes

milesjai:

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

image

2 days ago - 135,948 notes

the-winchester-initiative:

shinysherlock:

pickled-johnlock:

what do you say when someone asks what you’re doing and you’re reading homosexual fanfiction based off of a book written 150 years ago

Tell them you’re reading a transformative work based on late Victorian literature that questions traditional views of gender and sexuality.

That was fucking beautiful

2 days ago - 55,915 notes

greyscaleminions:

lunegrace:

overnight-shipping:

firebreathingpangolin:

instant fandom

just add water

image

image

oops too much water

You’re going to hell

2 days ago - 19,180 notes

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

joelbyeman:

I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies

That explains a lot

2 days ago - 61,050 notes

rhydonmyhardon:

you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 

away

2 days ago - 38,927 notes

noseriouslyofficial:

Damnit Moon Moon stahp

noseriouslyofficial:

Damnit Moon Moon stahp

2 days ago - 326 notes

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